I was fertilized and harvested in Seoul, Korea.

I was circumcised when I was 18 years old.

I experienced painful mornings for more than a couple of weeks. Apparentally counting ten did not work for me. I thought my thingee (this is a real medical term) got much bigger, yet later I found out it was just swallon.

I lost my virginity when I was 22 years old. It took place around Christmas. It was the biggest present I had ever gotten from Santa. It was not painful to me. I asked my mate whether I had hurt her. She said, "No." Matter of fact she said, "You were lesser."

I am 27 years old now. I can actually feel my face and belly getting bigger everyday. I do not like it.